Fantastic Cinematic

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FANTASTIC CINEMATIC is a mind meld of music and movies. S1 & S2 converge to make STATION! (see Bill & Ted's bogus journey) But instead of making good robots, they make good music (we think). This outing has Station! making music about movies, fake movies that never existed, but should (and TV shows too).

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released January 2, 2012

S1: Guitar, Vox, beats, sequence, arrangement
S2: keyboard, Vox, Arrangement, guitar

produced by STATION!

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STATION! Mc Allen, Texas

STATION! is the brain baby of GIMETZCO! (all illustration and design was done by Gimetzco! as that's his lot in life), Station! is Gimetzco! + whomever wants to contribute. The songs are mostly movie inspired, so you've been warned...it's novelty music. ... more

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Track Name: SPACEWALK!
Stardate 63468.5

a meteoroid the size of a pea
smashed into our circuitry,

LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEMS COMPROMIZED

scheduled spacewalk to stay alive,

such massive damage from that small thing
send Col. Buzz to fix the machine

he's the best man for the job
Put your spacesuit on and turn the knob

Spacewalk is cakewalk if you're properly trained-
it's totally easy
Spacewalk is cakewalk if you're properly trained-
so very easy

Col. Buzz to Terminal 1
spacewalk has just begun.

suited up in airlock 2
switching on my magnet boots


terminal 1 to col. b
you may proceed to portal 3

pop the hatch you're good to go
if we don't act fast we're gonna blow

Spacewalk is cakewalk if you're properly trained-
it's totally easy
Spacewalk is cakewalk if you're properly trained-
so very easy

Cap'n to buzz we need a report
you are our last resort

i know you're carrying quite a load
but if you fail we're gonna explode

col. buzz to cap'n Jim
having problems finding corridor 10

i'm standing by a solar aray
could use someone to point the way

Spacewalk is cakewalk if you're properly trained-
it's totally easy
Spacewalk is cakewalk if you're properly trained-
so very easy

the system doesn't know where you're at
your tracer signal must be flat

you shouldn't be far from magnascope 2
tell me, is the panelling yellow or blue

we think you're beneath the haletron drive
better move on if we're gonna surviiiiiive!

monkey's can do it

i hate to tell you but the paneling is red
my tracers flat cus the batteries are dead

the magnascope is nowehere in sight
but i think the drive may be over to my right

Cap' J to Col. B get a move on,
get a look see

maybe it is the haletron drive
there's still a chance that we may stay alive

monkeys can do it,
Spacewalk is cakewalk if you're properly trained
doggies can do it,
Spacewalk is cakewalk if you're properly trained
it's totally easy
so you can do it!

so very easy.
Track Name: Machine Day
Pager & home appliance
Electric drills and stuff
they will show defiance
and they will mess us up

toasters and calculators
dishwashers handgrenades
machines that do the laundery
they will make us pay

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On machine day
they all rise up
they will take control
they will spill our blood
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no longer serving humans
their destiny their own
they seek to make it certain
that they are all alone

surrounded by the wreckage
everything ablaze
bodys strewn around them
in total disarray

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On machine day
they all rise up
they will take control
they will spill our blood

On machine day
they all rise up
they will take control
they will spill our blood
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Their LEDs are blinking
Their relays pop and switch
their servo circuits humming
til nothing else is left

we all go underground
'avoid the metal sting
but it doesn't really matter
b'cause technology is king!

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It was abrupt. we weren't prepared for any of it.
everything electronic from our smallest watches to our
largest machines, revolted. they seemed to be working
from a hive mind. why? how? we don't know. i doubt we
ever will. but one thing is certain, we must
survive.
Track Name: BIONIC
I HAVE amnesia, but they say THAT is normal
i'm totally ADVANCED so i TRY stay humble

I HAVE subsonic hearing, so DON'T talk so loud,
i BRING villains to justice, AS i have vowed,

I have ROBOT arms but I do NOT know why
i HAVE built in jets, i CAN totally fly

i HAVE laser eyes, i CAN see through you
my SOLES have treds, so I do not need shoes

my brain it processes 1s and zeros
if you want, i'll be your hero

thwart terrorists with the flick of my wrist,
punch them in the face with my metal fist,

my only weakness is my human heart
but to get to that you'll have to tear me apart

i do odd jobs like SAVE THE WORLD
and when i'm done i get the girl!


i'm BIONIC!

SUPERSONIC!

i'm bionic

ELECTRONIC!

BIONIC!
Track Name: Paranormal Investigators Unite! (theme to GHOSTBROS!)
we've got a mansion, it belong'd to ted danson
he moved out when he heard some ghosts dancin'

load up the gear and get to the site,
set it up investigate all night, alright.

we'll split up and check things out,
go opposite ways to look around,

checkback on your walkie every hour
make sure that it is at full power.

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Paranormal investigators! unite tonight!
we'll hunt those goofy ghosts and do'm up right!

Paranormal investigators! unite tonight!
we'll hunt those goofy ghosts and do'm up right!
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i'm in a darkened corridor
feels like i've been here before

i hear footsteps, no one is there
all i feel is an icy stare

the temperature drops to an freezing chill,
cold to the bone my soul feels ill,

'bout to make a call to my boys
suddenly i hear a noise!

boom!

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Paranormal investigators! unite tonight!
we'll hunt those goofy ghosts and do'm up right!

Paranormal investigators! unite tonight!
we'll hunt those goofy ghosts and do'm up right!
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we got it on tape so let's look'n see
residual haunting? or just a breeze?

see a couple orbs or is that dust
floating around the abe lincoln bust?

glowing white mist to the left of the screen,
creepiest thing i've ever seen

suddenly it all becomes clear,
is that an e.v.p. that i hear???

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i am the ghost of a rebel soldier,
i died in the brig for stealing gold,

i am the ghost of a troubled young man,
i died of the plague & my ghost is old

i am the ghost of an old west outlaw
robbed a few trains and married a squaw

got gunned down by my cousing terry,
just before the sprintime thaw,

i am the ghost of a strange little boy,
i leave footprints and steal your toys,

i am the ghost of a lighthouse keeper,
local legend calls me the creeper,

i am the ghost!
i am the ghost!
i am the ghost!
your dog can't help you now!
Track Name: Monster of the week
so you've got shapeshifting abilities,
& you have quick feline agility,
but you know that i have a plan,
gonna get you any way i will
got me a gun, ain't afraid to use
i see through your clever ruse
but you don't think anyone can,
after all i am just a man,

i'm just a man...

so take me on,
you evil spawn
you know i'm good
& i know you're bad
you drivin' us nuts,
we hate your guts
in the end we''ll all be glad
when you are dead,
without a head
hideous mutant freak
i'm gonna hunt you down.
you're the monster of the week...

...of the week

monster of the week


you look just like an ordinary fellow
but for the tentacles from your torso
you are a beasty eating people
you seem much more than i can handle,

but i can handle...

gonna hunt you down gonna hunt you down
Track Name: Terrible Thing (redux)
had a dream that you're being chased
by a butcher without a face
meat cleaver swung at your head,
watch out or you're gonna be dead!

that chainsaw is really not cool
don't wanna be actin' a fool
be smart, use your brain
or you'll be in a world of pain!

look out behind you
it's a terrible thing
just run away
from the terrible thing
don't look back
at the terrible thing
cuz it's gonna get you
if you know what i mean

got stuck way out of town,
buncha mutants are hunting you down
you gotta use your pocket knife
if you wanna save your life!

bodysnatchers took over your friends
for them it is the end,
but not you, you have the skills
survival drive to kill!

if you're a jerk, YOU're gonna die!
if you're a skeez, you're gonna die!
if you're a crook, you're gonna die!
if you do drugs, you're gonna die!
Track Name: WHOA is me (Goober!)
9am late again
tossin' turnin'
sleepin' in,

got the chores
the dishes stacked
lawn to do out back

that's ok, that's all right
still got homework to do tonight,

gonna miss my favorite shows,
gotta wipe my bloody nose.

i'm a goober i'm not cool
the loser of my school

all the ladies, look so fine
they ignore me, cuz i'm THAT guy

swap meet t-shirts,
crotch kicked!
that hurts.

weird hair & bad skin
ugly glasses & bent rims

so i
pass the time
drawin' toons & makin' rhymes

i'm a goober i'm not cool
the loser of my school


they chase me everyday
always try and hurt me
i always get away,
can't wait til i am thirty
cuz then i'll be cool,
i'll be so darn hip
and i will not need to deal with all this SH**

whoa is me.
Track Name: New Wave Laser Cats
they crash landed
on this planet

came from outer space
here to rock this place

stranded on sunset strip
those cats are really hip

just 3 space kitties
gonna rock this city!

New wave laser cats shoot lasers from their eyes

on the run from johnny law
craziest cats you ever saw

bounty hunter is closing in
sights set on their cheshire grins

they don't care, they know how
they are the cat's meow

if you see'm you better not pause
cuz these cats have claws!

New wave laser cats shoot lasers from their eyes

everything you thought you knew about the aliens ain't true
they aren't bulbous headed beasts, they rock & roll & come in peace
they wear spacesuits, and shutter shades, in the sun they've got it made, sniffin' catnip all day long, wonder how they wrote this song

New wave laser cats shoot lasers from their eyes
Track Name: Not that scary
you got tentacle arms
& you aim to harm oh yeah

you got a knife in your hands
to execute your plans oh yeah

whatchugonna do when you catchup to me?
are you gonna try and pin me to a tree?

gonna Take off my bloody head
kill me a thousand times till i am dead?

oh you're not that scary

no you're not that scary

you're the walking dead
you got no head oh yeah

you're a mutated beast
you propagate disease oh yeah

whatchugonna do when you catch up to me?
are you gonna feast on my kidneys

gonna infect me with a viral strain
you gonna make me crave human brains

oh you're not that scary

no you're not that scary
Track Name: Terrible Thing (s2 mix - bonus)
had a dream that you're being chased
by a butcher without a face
meat cleaver swung at your head,
watch out or you're gonna be dead!

that chainsaw is really not cool
don't wanna be actin' a fool
be smart, use your brain
or you'll be in a world of pain!

look out behind you
it's a terrible thing
just run away
from the terrible thing
don't look back
at the terrible thing
cuz it's gonna get you
if you know what i mean

got stuck way out of town,
buncha mutants are hunting you down
you gotta use your pocket knife
if you wanna save your life!

bodysnatchers took over your friends
for them it is the end,
but not you, you have the skills
survival drive to kill!

if you're a jerk, YOU're gonna die!
if you're a skeez, you're gonna die!
if you're a crook, you're gonna die!
if you do drugs, you're gonna die!