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So Very Close
02:25
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2. |
SPACEWALK!
05:07
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Stardate 63468.5
a meteoroid the size of a pea
smashed into our circuitry,
LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEMS COMPROMIZED
scheduled spacewalk to stay alive,
such massive damage from that small thing
send Col. Buzz to fix the machine
he's the best man for the job
Put your spacesuit on and turn the knob
Spacewalk is cakewalk if you're properly trained-
it's totally easy
Spacewalk is cakewalk if you're properly trained-
so very easy
Col. Buzz to Terminal 1
spacewalk has just begun.
suited up in airlock 2
switching on my magnet boots
terminal 1 to col. b
you may proceed to portal 3
pop the hatch you're good to go
if we don't act fast we're gonna blow
Spacewalk is cakewalk if you're properly trained-
it's totally easy
Spacewalk is cakewalk if you're properly trained-
so very easy
Cap'n to buzz we need a report
you are our last resort
i know you're carrying quite a load
but if you fail we're gonna explode
col. buzz to cap'n Jim
having problems finding corridor 10
i'm standing by a solar aray
could use someone to point the way
Spacewalk is cakewalk if you're properly trained-
it's totally easy
Spacewalk is cakewalk if you're properly trained-
so very easy
the system doesn't know where you're at
your tracer signal must be flat
you shouldn't be far from magnascope 2
tell me, is the panelling yellow or blue
we think you're beneath the haletron drive
better move on if we're gonna surviiiiiive!
monkey's can do it
i hate to tell you but the paneling is red
my tracers flat cus the batteries are dead
the magnascope is nowehere in sight
but i think the drive may be over to my right
Cap' J to Col. B get a move on,
get a look see
maybe it is the haletron drive
there's still a chance that we may stay alive
monkeys can do it,
Spacewalk is cakewalk if you're properly trained
doggies can do it,
Spacewalk is cakewalk if you're properly trained
it's totally easy
so you can do it!
so very easy.
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3. |
Machine Day
05:18
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Pager & home appliance
Electric drills and stuff
they will show defiance
and they will mess us up
toasters and calculators
dishwashers handgrenades
machines that do the laundery
they will make us pay
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On machine day
they all rise up
they will take control
they will spill our blood
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no longer serving humans
their destiny their own
they seek to make it certain
that they are all alone
surrounded by the wreckage
everything ablaze
bodys strewn around them
in total disarray
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On machine day
they all rise up
they will take control
they will spill our blood
On machine day
they all rise up
they will take control
they will spill our blood
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Their LEDs are blinking
Their relays pop and switch
their servo circuits humming
til nothing else is left
we all go underground
'avoid the metal sting
but it doesn't really matter
b'cause technology is king!
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It was abrupt. we weren't prepared for any of it.
everything electronic from our smallest watches to our
largest machines, revolted. they seemed to be working
from a hive mind. why? how? we don't know. i doubt we
ever will. but one thing is certain, we must
survive.
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4. |
BIONIC
02:53
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I HAVE amnesia, but they say THAT is normal
i'm totally ADVANCED so i TRY stay humble
I HAVE subsonic hearing, so DON'T talk so loud,
i BRING villains to justice, AS i have vowed,
I have ROBOT arms but I do NOT know why
i HAVE built in jets, i CAN totally fly
i HAVE laser eyes, i CAN see through you
my SOLES have treds, so I do not need shoes
my brain it processes 1s and zeros
if you want, i'll be your hero
thwart terrorists with the flick of my wrist,
punch them in the face with my metal fist,
my only weakness is my human heart
but to get to that you'll have to tear me apart
i do odd jobs like SAVE THE WORLD
and when i'm done i get the girl!
i'm BIONIC!
SUPERSONIC!
i'm bionic
ELECTRONIC!
BIONIC!
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5. |
Six tons of Six guns
02:55
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we've got a mansion, it belong'd to ted danson
he moved out when he heard some ghosts dancin'
load up the gear and get to the site,
set it up investigate all night, alright.
we'll split up and check things out,
go opposite ways to look around,
checkback on your walkie every hour
make sure that it is at full power.
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Paranormal investigators! unite tonight!
we'll hunt those goofy ghosts and do'm up right!
Paranormal investigators! unite tonight!
we'll hunt those goofy ghosts and do'm up right!
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i'm in a darkened corridor
feels like i've been here before
i hear footsteps, no one is there
all i feel is an icy stare
the temperature drops to an freezing chill,
cold to the bone my soul feels ill,
'bout to make a call to my boys
suddenly i hear a noise!
boom!
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Paranormal investigators! unite tonight!
we'll hunt those goofy ghosts and do'm up right!
Paranormal investigators! unite tonight!
we'll hunt those goofy ghosts and do'm up right!
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we got it on tape so let's look'n see
residual haunting? or just a breeze?
see a couple orbs or is that dust
floating around the abe lincoln bust?
glowing white mist to the left of the screen,
creepiest thing i've ever seen
suddenly it all becomes clear,
is that an e.v.p. that i hear???
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i am the ghost of a rebel soldier,
i died in the brig for stealing gold,
i am the ghost of a troubled young man,
i died of the plague & my ghost is old
i am the ghost of an old west outlaw
robbed a few trains and married a squaw
got gunned down by my cousing terry,
just before the sprintime thaw,
i am the ghost of a strange little boy,
i leave footprints and steal your toys,
i am the ghost of a lighthouse keeper,
local legend calls me the creeper,
i am the ghost!
i am the ghost!
i am the ghost!
your dog can't help you now!
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7. |
Monster of the week
04:08
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so you've got shapeshifting abilities,
& you have quick feline agility,
but you know that i have a plan,
gonna get you any way i will
got me a gun, ain't afraid to use
i see through your clever ruse
but you don't think anyone can,
after all i am just a man,
i'm just a man...
so take me on,
you evil spawn
you know i'm good
& i know you're bad
you drivin' us nuts,
we hate your guts
in the end we''ll all be glad
when you are dead,
without a head
hideous mutant freak
i'm gonna hunt you down.
you're the monster of the week...
...of the week
monster of the week
you look just like an ordinary fellow
but for the tentacles from your torso
you are a beasty eating people
you seem much more than i can handle,
but i can handle...
gonna hunt you down gonna hunt you down
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9. |
Terrible Thing (redux)
03:19
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had a dream that you're being chased
by a butcher without a face
meat cleaver swung at your head,
watch out or you're gonna be dead!
that chainsaw is really not cool
don't wanna be actin' a fool
be smart, use your brain
or you'll be in a world of pain!
look out behind you
it's a terrible thing
just run away
from the terrible thing
don't look back
at the terrible thing
cuz it's gonna get you
if you know what i mean
got stuck way out of town,
buncha mutants are hunting you down
you gotta use your pocket knife
if you wanna save your life!
bodysnatchers took over your friends
for them it is the end,
but not you, you have the skills
survival drive to kill!
if you're a jerk, YOU're gonna die!
if you're a skeez, you're gonna die!
if you're a crook, you're gonna die!
if you do drugs, you're gonna die!
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10. |
WHOA is me (Goober!)
02:55
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9am late again
tossin' turnin'
sleepin' in,
got the chores
the dishes stacked
lawn to do out back
that's ok, that's all right
still got homework to do tonight,
gonna miss my favorite shows,
gotta wipe my bloody nose.
i'm a goober i'm not cool
the loser of my school
all the ladies, look so fine
they ignore me, cuz i'm THAT guy
swap meet t-shirts,
crotch kicked!
that hurts.
weird hair & bad skin
ugly glasses & bent rims
so i
pass the time
drawin' toons & makin' rhymes
i'm a goober i'm not cool
the loser of my school
they chase me everyday
always try and hurt me
i always get away,
can't wait til i am thirty
cuz then i'll be cool,
i'll be so darn hip
and i will not need to deal with all this SH**
whoa is me.
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11. |
New Wave Laser Cats
02:38
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they crash landed
on this planet
came from outer space
here to rock this place
stranded on sunset strip
those cats are really hip
just 3 space kitties
gonna rock this city!
New wave laser cats shoot lasers from their eyes
on the run from johnny law
craziest cats you ever saw
bounty hunter is closing in
sights set on their cheshire grins
they don't care, they know how
they are the cat's meow
if you see'm you better not pause
cuz these cats have claws!
New wave laser cats shoot lasers from their eyes
everything you thought you knew about the aliens ain't true
they aren't bulbous headed beasts, they rock & roll & come in peace
they wear spacesuits, and shutter shades, in the sun they've got it made, sniffin' catnip all day long, wonder how they wrote this song
New wave laser cats shoot lasers from their eyes
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13. |
13 Barnies
02:59
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14. |
Not that scary
02:40
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you got tentacle arms
& you aim to harm oh yeah
you got a knife in your hands
to execute your plans oh yeah
whatchugonna do when you catchup to me?
are you gonna try and pin me to a tree?
gonna Take off my bloody head
kill me a thousand times till i am dead?
oh you're not that scary
no you're not that scary
you're the walking dead
you got no head oh yeah
you're a mutated beast
you propagate disease oh yeah
whatchugonna do when you catch up to me?
are you gonna feast on my kidneys
gonna infect me with a viral strain
you gonna make me crave human brains
oh you're not that scary
no you're not that scary
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had a dream that you're being chased
by a butcher without a face
meat cleaver swung at your head,
watch out or you're gonna be dead!
that chainsaw is really not cool
don't wanna be actin' a fool
be smart, use your brain
or you'll be in a world of pain!
look out behind you
it's a terrible thing
just run away
from the terrible thing
don't look back
at the terrible thing
cuz it's gonna get you
if you know what i mean
got stuck way out of town,
buncha mutants are hunting you down
you gotta use your pocket knife
if you wanna save your life!
bodysnatchers took over your friends
for them it is the end,
but not you, you have the skills
survival drive to kill!
if you're a jerk, YOU're gonna die!
if you're a skeez, you're gonna die!
if you're a crook, you're gonna die!
if you do drugs, you're gonna die!
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